Just Joking Around

If you're ever in a pinch to find jokes to tell your writing buddies, have I got the post post for you.

Imagine your at your meet up with a fellow writer pal or at a book club chatting with a bunch of people on your latest read. (Sadly hasn't happened to me. No need to feel bad. Or maybe just a bit. )

Then, there's a silent moment.

Well, Here's a few jokes to have in your bank. (It couldn't hurt.)

1. What’s it like to be an aspiring writer? It’s difficult to put into words.

2. Why are writers always cold? They’re surrounded by drafts.

3. What’s the leading cause of death among new writers? Exposure.

4. I bought a pen that can write underwater.

5. What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?

6. Why isn’t blood a good writer??

7. What do you get if you point a gun at a writer ?

8. A writer was prosecuted for a short story he wrote

9. How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

10. Being a writer is enjoyable...

Bonus:

Which writer would you expect to find in a thermometer?

HG Wells.

Here's 10 writer jokes I found online

(Plus a bonus.) that are sure to fill the silent moments or just to use with a pal.

In the comments, let me know your favorite writer joke out of these or tell your own. (Reading jokes welcome too.)

Let's help one another smile.